Dec 24, · Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring not even your computer mouse As you head upstairs to the bedroom and put on your Christmas pajamas, whom do you want to tuck you in with a bedtime story during this holiday season? Now as you all know, I am not trying to create a Zales moment here. Dec 18, · The Night Before Christmas. Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook. It was time for some nookie, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, I in the nude. Had just hit the bedroom, and reached for the lube.